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10 signs you’re dating a crazy mess

On one of my all-time favorite shows, “How I Met Your Mother,” there is an absolutely hilarious character named Barney Stinson who is obviously based on a dating artist. I’m aware that it’s just a TV show, but a lot of the observations of him match mine, namely the crazy hot graphic of him; Basically, the hotter the girl, the more men are willing to put up with her crazy.

Unfortunately, I am here to tell you that many, many beautiful and attractive women come in with a prescription for LOCO Extra Strength.

I’ve dated a Playboy cybermodel, a pin-up model, a runway model, strippers and dancers, cocktail waitresses, picture girls, beauty pageant queens, and a whole range of hot and crazy hookups, both tall and short.

I am also friends with many beautiful porn stars, actresses and even one of our former ABC girls of attraction is now Playboy’s Miss October. So I think it’s safe to say that I have a pretty good sample size to base my subjective observations on.

I am only listing these characteristics so that you know what to expect once you really learn how to successfully attract, approach, seduce and date very beautiful and attractive women.

Not all of them are crazy hot hunks, so it’s doubtful the hot model you’re dating (or hoping to date) has these ten traits (and woe if she does), but here are a few. habits I’ve seen over and over again. REMEMBER: You can’t change a person if they don’t want to change and you shouldn’t try. So don’t be Captain Save’a’Ho.

10 signs you’re dating a crazy hot model

1. She is totally self-centered: Now I say this not to be mean or to indicate that they are bad people, but as I always say, if you can think from a woman’s perspective, you will be better off. Now I want you to imagine growing up as a little boy and everyone was nice to you. Everyone bought you gifts, everyone did you favors, everyone was considerate of you. You were never the last person to be cast in sports or projects and everyone wanted to be around you.

That is the life of an incredibly beautiful woman. The reason they are self-centered is because they are literally the center of the universe for many people and have no reason to think otherwise. This, combined with Habit #3, also explains why she comes off as a full scale. Not because she’s being mean or cruel about it (although that could also be the case), or because she’s using you (although that could also be the case), but things happen and something or someone with a bigger and better date appeared and swept it away. away in a rush of spontaneity, alphaness, high courage, and dominance.

2. She is a natural flirt: They are very sociable and socialized. I have met these girls who will flirt with not only the hottest male models, but penniless strangers off the street with equal abandon and opportunity. Whether you’re a tall white man or a short cunning Asian man, these girls are completely willing to talk about anything with anyone simply because they don’t know any other way to behave. Approach anxiety is a completely foreign concept in their minds, and they don’t even know what it means from a man’s perspective (which also explains why it’s EASIER to talk to more attractive women than unattractive women). Everyone in the world is willing to talk to them and loves to reply to them. If you’re dating her, you might mistakenly think that she’s flirting with random men (although it’s quite possible that she is), but you shouldn’t automatically assume that, otherwise you’ll come across as insecure.

3. She is always late: These girls will be late for their own funerals. Part of this, you might guess, is because they’re selfish and self-centered (see Habit #1)…and you wouldn’t be entirely wrong. However, this is not always the case: he is always late because wherever he goes, things are happening around him every hour. People are always doing her favors, talking to her, and her phone is exploding (see Habit #6). She is constantly being “approached” and for her it is normal and everyday. Just walking to the grocery store can become an adventure for them, as with every step they take, someone is approaching her or an orbiter is calling her on her phone or a Facebook creeper is stalking her profile. she. That’s how they live their lives and that’s why women thrive on drama: their lives are never dull, but they’re never punctual either.

4. She is a schemer: One thing I’ve seen with beautiful girls is that even though a ridiculous amount of shit happens to them, somehow things stick together. I’ve heard the craziest get-rich-and-then-rich (or at least temporary possession of money) schemes, though not by that particular scheme. I have also been part of the best orchestrated plan that would rival D-Day and the taking of Normandy, all to be discarded at the whims and caprices of these magnificent strategists.

In other words, they’re always doing something that typically involves the help of random strangers, orbiters, acquaintances, friends, lovers, and would-be lovers who eventually, in an “Ocean’s Eleven”-like fashion, come together enough to do something. it works for them. Hell, I’ve been lost in a non-English speaking country where I didn’t speak the language and just having a beautiful girlfriend on my arm helped me get an amazing police escort into town and a free stay at a fancy hotel. It’s like they live an enchanted life.

5. She’s Completely Disorganized: This doesn’t end at work or play: from your professional life to your personal life, everything is one big mess, messy, and hot. I can’t count the times I’ve driven around in an exotic dancer’s nomadic SUVs where they dedicate their entire lives to the beautiful couch-surfing model at a friend’s house. These hot babes not only don’t have their stuff together, they just can’t. This may have a lot to do with their being used to everything being done for them; they never learned enough practical life skills to be able to keep things in order.

6. It is connected to your phone: These hot babes can’t escape the constant blasts they get from people through calls, texts, Facebook, Twitter… it never ends with them! The girls screen their phone calls, it’s no secret, but it’s because if they don’t, they’d be on the phone ALL DAY. It’s not uncommon for them to go to bed and wake up eight hours later to multiple friend requests and new followers, numerous text messages, and dozens of Facebook notifications (at least half of which are random losers hitting on them). ). It is imperative to understand that people contact her constantly and want to be in contact with her. You can’t expect to isolate her socially; not only is that impossible, but you’ll just come across as a possessive and controlling ex-boyfriend. (A tactic I’ve used before is to just take the battery out of her phone, that way she thinks her phone died ergo no interruptus coitus)

7. It is loved or hated: Her beauty and sexuality provoke immediate polarizing reactions in people. Obviously men will be instantly attracted to them, but it also polarizes men into becoming more aggressive and acting on their natural instincts or too terrified to do more than watch. Women will also react in a similar way; They will either try to be incredibly nice and be the drone to their queen bee or they will hate her, both behind her back and to her face. One of the funniest bed and breakfast weekend getaways I’ve ever had with a beautiful girl was where all the old ladies hated her; We literally couldn’t get a break because all the seniors hated her and weren’t shy about it either!

8. She is physically and facially expressive: Maybe it’s all the practice they get from doing their “O face,” but these gorgeous women know how to communicate without words. They understand the power of their smiles, the way they head fuck and the burning in their eyes. They can communicate more with their face and body language than any so called Pick Up Artist with their canned routines and DHV. The non-verbal game is more important than the verbal game and they know how to work both.

9. She’s too sexualized: For these beautiful girls, there is more than one type of sex. Sometimes they have sex because they want the guy, because they’re just horny and find something that fits their standards, or because they want to make sure they can still get sex on call. Whatever the reason, sex doesn’t always have the same meaning for them. Beautiful women are usually SO good in bed because they’ve obviously had a lot of practice (obviously there are exceptions, which is always very, very disappointing); For them, sex doesn’t have to be highly emotionally attached like they might have with another person. It doesn’t mean she’s cheating on you (although she could be), it just means that beautiful women always have the CHOICE to have sex with any guy (although that’s not the point for her, she wants to have sex with “the only guy”).

10. She is her body’s worst enemy: Whether it’s food, wine or your sperm, crazy beautiful women know how to puke to keep their weight down. More than half of women in the United States have some form of body dysmorphia during their lifetime, where they perceive themselves as fat or are afraid of getting fat. Although you think they are beautiful, when they look in the mirror, they see imperfections and flaws galore. Throwing up, going on crazy diet and exercise plans, or ingesting laxatives, their goddess bodies take a heavy personal toll.

To be fair, these beautiful train wrecks are simply a product of her upbringing, but they are just that: beautiful, but crazy.

Keeping up with her is no easy task, but it can also be one of the most entertaining and fun experiences you’ll ever have.

If you haven’t dated one of these women yet, I recommend you get your game together and give it a try, at the very least so you can say you’ve dated Playboy model material.

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