The DSN, the Cheka and the rolled out carpet
For secret services, brevity may be the spice. But the severity lies in the length.
March makes everything new. Our lively government has just rolled out a new state security system, as the saying goes. Instead of the previous Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution and the Fight against Terrorism, Austria will now have a Directorate for State Security and Intelligence, which is undoubtedly a major step forward. Because the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution and the Fight against Terrorism had 57 letters including spaces, the Directorate for State Security and Intelligence only had 48. You can see: leaner administration and more efficient structures! Savings potential of 15.8 percent!
Of course there is also …
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